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Does your business exchange goods and/or services for currency?
 
Do you collect contact information like email addresses, and then use this information to get in touch with prospects?
 
Are you willing to channel unknowable, volatile forces, the likes of which have never been seen on Earth before, solely for financial gain?
 
If you answered YES to any of these questions, this online course is for you!
 
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Isn’t the Market-ization of These Ruinous Relics Just a Passing Fad?

 

You may have already been worn out by the internet hype machine’s incessant droning-on about how these objects, which have razed cities to the ground and corrupted the minds and hearts innumerable kings and queens over the course of human history, can be used to bring more leads into your funnel.
 
And it’s true. Relic-based marketing is the Latest Big Thing. But it will continue to be a Big Thing well into the future, and even into the past, since the power of such an artifact is unconstrained by time and space, nor any of the other mere laws that hold our universe together.
 
Most marketers know only how to summon the object’s Power. But they know not how to summon its All-Seeing Terrors, its Spires of Unending Flame, its Conversion-Rate Enhancing Algorithms.
 
You will learn all of these things and more in this course. Or else.
 

 

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See How Nancy Uses Her Artifact to Keep the Flowers Growing!
 
How to Obtain Such an Artifact
Ready to get started, yet not currently in possession of an object that can summon the forces that wait beyond The Wall Which Must Never Be Breached? It’s not like you can just grab one at the convenience store, after all!
 
One of our in-house Artifact Arbiters would be happy to help you organize a guided expedition to the Forgotten Ruins of the Howling Hands, where these incomprehensible heirlooms may be unearthed. Alternatively, CostCo has them in 4-packs for $19.99.

The “NOW YOU’RE MARKETING WITH (INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS) POWER” Course:

A 5-day Guide to Controlling What Cannot be Controlled
 
No matter how hard I try, no matter how much might I muster, I cannot exhaust the Spire of Unending Flame.
 
Well, yeah. It’s unending.

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Productivity Tips For You and Your New Pet
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Email Marketing! And the Endless Void That Awaits

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My accursed artifact is emitting an incessant, loud hymming, as if a plague of locusts was approaching.
 
This means the Marketo integration was successful.
Are there any risks to using an object that is saturated with several millennia's worth of sorrows for marketing purposes?
 
Not really! Accursed artifacts are a sound investment that will reliably increase both the number of leads and their quality. There are some minor issues — for example, temporary or permanent separation of the soul and body — but these can be corrected by installing a custom firmware.
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